Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)
You cannot defeat a nation that enjoys ice cream at -40°C.

Winston Churchill [on the Russian ice cream industry]

Cold war, eh?

(via politicianseatingicecream)

lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

tenaciousmermaid:

gregnorton:

tenaciousmermaid:

tenaciousmermaid:

MY DOOR JUST FUCKING OPENED ON ITS OWN

Haha lmao it was just my cat lol false alarm guys no worries my life is still boring as hell

Disappointed this didn’t end in ghosts.

Plot twist: my cat died last year it actually is ghosts haha got you fuckers bet u thought I was lame as fuck

taylorswift:

shakeitoffs:

do you ever just feel like

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Omg all the time.

girlwithalessonplan:

amandaonwriting:

The Passive-Aggressive Voice

OMG.
dcu-y:

A sketchy comics of Hearts fic “Olympics (See you monday)”. I love Assistant AU :3

dcu-y:

A sketchy comics of Hearts fic “Olympics (See you monday)”. I love Assistant AU :3

pr1nceshawn:

The Photos Disney Characters Would Take If They Had Instagram Accounts by Simona Bonafini.

evanedinger:

wasserplane:

being in college like 

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