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Winston Churchill [on the Russian ice cream industry]
Cold war, eh?
why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger
MY DOOR JUST FUCKING OPENED ON ITS OWN
Haha lmao it was just my cat lol false alarm guys no worries my life is still boring as hell
Disappointed this didn’t end in ghosts.
Plot twist: my cat died last year it actually is ghosts haha got you fuckers bet u thought I was lame as fuck
The Photos Disney Characters Would Take If They Had Instagram Accounts by Simona Bonafini.