- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
to catch a redditor
Oh my fucking god.
Like the perfect description.
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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship
APOLLO: [lowers sunglasses] youre a little fuckboy arent you
PATROCLUS: my best
afraid i’m gonna do something
ODYSSEUS: well yeah
achilles is that kid who takes gym class too seriously