|John:||I don't care how you did it|
|Sherlock fandom:||Hold the fuck up there john|
⚡ “I’M CALLING ALFRED.”
Title: Snow Morning
Dedication: To my precious bubble butt, who’s always so helpful and there to listen...
⚡ Dick and Bruce have mostly trained Damian to hold hands with them in public.
Unfortunately, one day this resulted in Damian absently taking a...
Snippet: In hindsight, Bruce really should have known.
⚡ Alfred and Bruce tried to make Dick move back home when they saw him in a grocery store parking lot with a cart full of cereal and beer.
Title: You Spawned
Snippet: "Congratulations, Janie. You’ve spawned a human-like creature with...