a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

ghostrightsactivist:

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

to catch a redditor

Me and Other Peoples’ Characters: A Love Story

spacereblogsthings:

notexactlylegal:

sarsel:

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Oh my fucking god.
It’s me.
Like the perfect description.   

adorable xD

uchiha-slayer:

Avatar + behind the name

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:



cryptaniac:



batromance:



how many times have this two broken up seriously











omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

lovelynobody00:

rizplease:

cryptaniac:

batromance:

how many times have this two broken up seriously

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omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship

AGAMEMNON: im NEVER giving up my war prizes eat my SHIT
APOLLO: [lowers sunglasses] youre a little fuckboy arent you
MENOITIUS: god what what are you even trying to do rn
PATROCLUS: my best
ODYSSEUS: maybe patroclus should sleep in his own tent
ACHILLES: why
afraid i’m gonna do something
gay
ODYSSEUS: well yeah